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Any advice for struggling actors? (November 08, 2005)

how about that drug habit of yours you think I don't know about? (October 26, 2005)

often-overlooked cheapness (October 24, 2005)

snicker (October 10, 2005)

cathy drops mad knowledge (September 16, 2005)

serve the monster (September 14, 2005)

Notes From Inside New Orleans (September 02, 2005)

classmates in biloxi are blogging about hurricane katrina (August 29, 2005)

on kanye (August 23, 2005)

through my clothes (July 17, 2005)

depths of many marvelous moments (July 17, 2005)

the amber of this moment (July 17, 2005)

not very moist (July 17, 2005)

from things she found in gift shops (July 17, 2005)

2 smooth operators in love (June 19, 2005)

now i read boston publications, sort of (June 03, 2005)

The mouth of a perfectly contented man is filled with beer (May 30, 2005)

only those of us who ... loathe being manipulated (May 30, 2005)

harper lee briefly surfaces (May 24, 2005)

some of his finest work in this film does (May 22, 2005)

analyzing news bias (May 19, 2005)

It's disgusting. Like their LSAT scores. (May 17, 2005)

pass laws to stop their desires (May 14, 2005)

only policy we seem to have to revive our cities is to build another stadium (May 14, 2005)

take away some of that glow (May 12, 2005)

In the short run, because movies have sucked lately (May 10, 2005)

i've grown sick and tired of you "politically incorrect" reporters (May 10, 2005)

1st day of the huffington post (May 09, 2005)

Missing white female alert (May 09, 2005)

curiosity, confused, whatever, I don't know (May 06, 2005)

emerging artists will need to rethink how they bring their work to market and manage their careers (May 06, 2005)

i need to keep up better with my harper's subscription (May 04, 2005)

it's just brilliant (May 04, 2005)

news flashes (May 03, 2005)

actually, maybe she did wanna play with dolls. (May 02, 2005)

tennis courts: where the buffalo roam (April 26, 2005)

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an effortless life is a meaningless life (April 11, 2005)

the kind of parents who name their son Jake don't tend to live in the same neighborhoods or share economic circumstances with the kind of parents who name their son DeShawn (April 11, 2005)

Invoke Concentration (April 08, 2005)

asiaphile turns to the dark side (April 08, 2005)

gay cop profile (March 27, 2005)

Attorneys don't care about lint (March 23, 2005)

fart advertising (March 21, 2005)

own your asswipeness (March 15, 2005)

interesting, different, change things in the world in small ways (March 14, 2005)

my girl got herself a book deal! (March 10, 2005)

a way that liberals can help (March 08, 2005)

how did i miss this? (March 08, 2005)

an idea that your country once espoused before the days of empire (March 07, 2005)

Dockers! (March 06, 2005)

what's the big deal about "Camel Toe"? (March 06, 2005)

You're the schmear for my bagel (March 05, 2005)

God, I hate gays (March 03, 2005)

In fact, you don't even need to know how to dance (March 02, 2005)

a sharper tipping point (February 28, 2005)

two banana daiquiris and two banana splits (February 22, 2005)

you can say I am from the matrix but don't ever call me fat (February 20, 2005)

mo rocca: we report, you decide (February 20, 2005)

i'm your secretary (February 14, 2005)

work it out, robin! (January 28, 2005)

All I can do is practice it (January 27, 2005)

it gets better after the jump, believe it or not (January 27, 2005)

sometimes people say really helpful shit (January 26, 2005)

Stretch (January 24, 2005)

like an evil parent (January 23, 2005)

the love broken pieces of a vase feel for the glue (January 23, 2005)

5,500 desertions since invasion (January 14, 2005)

You win a victory when the discourse turns civil. They win when they get you to shout. (January 14, 2005)

sizzler (January 14, 2005)

mississippi changed its mind (January 11, 2005)

bodies do not pose a risk of infectious disease (January 09, 2005)

another snob understands me (January 09, 2005)

law and rockets (December 28, 2004)

like blogging, only on paper (December 28, 2004)

How To Speed Up Firefox (December 27, 2004)

Mr. Rumsfeld had used an automated signing machine (December 20, 2004)

look in your cache folder (December 20, 2004)

it's poignant because it's true (December 18, 2004)

this fuckin' beautiful piece on the front page today (December 17, 2004)

Aggression is weak-minded (December 17, 2004)

nostalgia (December 17, 2004)

blue light special (good shit) (December 14, 2004)

just when i think i've outgrown liking poetry, (December 13, 2004)

water / acqua (December 12, 2004)

"you never know when you're going to drop dead," (December 12, 2004)

hott off the presses: gaming as spectator sport (December 08, 2004)

chunky down there (December 06, 2004)

no fats, femmes or asians (November 29, 2004)

nyt unnecessarily anon source of the day (November 27, 2004)

nyt unnecessarily anon source of the day (November 26, 2004)

When to be snarky (November 01, 2004)

a small town in Kansas called the East Village (October 27, 2004)

even if my room was on fire (October 26, 2004)

from liminal to tangy (hilarious) (October 22, 2004)

my ears are burning (October 17, 2004)

the end of your experiment (October 12, 2004)

that said, (September 17, 2004)

For a more rigid stabbing device, layer toothpaste between every sheet in a thin film (September 09, 2004)

380,422 Teeth (August 19, 2004)

Highly qualified but strangely inattentive (July 28, 2004)

fashion now encourages people to assume an identity without actually having one of their own (July 27, 2004)

a useful primer (July 21, 2004)

Cheneys differ on marriage amendment (July 12, 2004)

protest rnc, replant central park, repeat (July 09, 2004)

expand the perimeter of free speech (July 08, 2004)

taking the subway every day to the end of the line and walking around (July 07, 2004)

retired united states marine responsible for death threat to shadow protest webmaster (July 06, 2004)

Protesters will outnumber and may well outspend the Republicans (July 05, 2004)

>> Love is a battlefield << (July 01, 2004)

best gothamist interview (July 01, 2004)

Er1c C1apton says that he shot the sheriff (July 01, 2004)

Queer as Volk (July 01, 2004)

after a day of watching fully clothed politicians (June 28, 2004)

Books Make You a Boring Person (June 27, 2004)

Political scientists now find it useful to distinguish between professionals and managers (June 15, 2004)

excellence is a sign of an industry under duress (June 09, 2004)

and to Manhattan (June 08, 2004)

yard beer (June 08, 2004)

painful periods and migraines (June 08, 2004)

strange maintenance work (June 08, 2004)

only goddamn eels (June 07, 2004)

A.J. will soon be whacked by his mother (June 07, 2004)

second mention of magic wands in the ny times today (June 06, 2004)

fiscal (June 06, 2004)

Here come the trucks (June 05, 2004)

who knew singer was such a babe? (May 29, 2004)

Lesbians will help you when there's a purpose (May 27, 2004)

pure hippity-hop boilerplate (May 26, 2004)

on muqtada (May 25, 2004)

i like the smart one (May 22, 2004)

Sticks and stones may tear my sphincter (May 21, 2004)

GayTrannyAmateurBigCockSex.avi (May 20, 2004)

commentary on my work is a decoy for commentary on trends (May 20, 2004)

right (May 19, 2004)

iraqi bloggers (May 17, 2004)

I don't think there's anything magic about being around white people (May 16, 2004)

But here's the question: (May 16, 2004)

veal Milanese for $16.95 and take it into the movie with you (May 15, 2004)

as if you were eating your own firm-ass tail (May 12, 2004)

beneath the museum's lobby (May 12, 2004)

He should be a beautiful loser ready to burst from his chrysalis (May 11, 2004)

80 percent of people who primarily got their news from Fox believed at least one of the misconceptions (May 10, 2004)

there are more systemic reasons for the policy sclerosis (May 10, 2004)

Speaking of culture, as neoconservative nation-builders would be well-advised to avoid doing (May 05, 2004)

and pinkeye (May 05, 2004)

xanth (May 05, 2004)

i'll start right now by eliminating you (May 05, 2004)

outer banks of the aesthetic perimeter (May 04, 2004)

the blandness appealed to me (May 03, 2004)

audiences largely of his own generation (May 03, 2004)

piss on someone who appreciates it (May 03, 2004)

fears and insecurities of a nerd in love (April 29, 2004)

10 years to normal? (April 29, 2004)

he does not love Mr. Sharon like you do (April 29, 2004)

A misplaced word creates confusion whilst colouring in a closet nation (April 24, 2004)

Perhaps it's a close shave that's cock blocking those suitors. (April 21, 2004)

you go to where the silence is (April 21, 2004)

whenever politics give rise (huh-huh) (April 20, 2004)

Are you sure? (April 18, 2004)

File Whitney McNarry! (April 15, 2004)

the more they dress for sex the less sex they will have (April 05, 2004)

ching-chong (March 31, 2004)

witnesses unfavorable to the prosecution were deported (by accident, the government says) (March 30, 2004)

any American tradition that still had a shred of vitality (March 27, 2004)

madeleines are for pussies (March 27, 2004)

A conservative conserves (March 26, 2004)

weepy rain-nymphs (March 23, 2004)

Chalk is white (March 23, 2004)

there's nothing inside of me but an angry heartbeat (March 22, 2004)

pocos minutos away (March 18, 2004)

together at last (March 18, 2004)

Tearing Down My Boss' Mom? (March 17, 2004)

crossword-puzzly puzzle (March 16, 2004)

eight overarching trends: (March 15, 2004)

Is Gay Marriage Anti-Black??? (March 09, 2004)

calatrava (March 04, 2004)

invasion of the buzz-snatchers/buzzsnatchers (March 03, 2004)

a sinuous, laughing young woman unaware of her sexual power (March 01, 2004)

his great viagra moment (February 26, 2004)

female genital circumcision? hermaphroditism? (February 17, 2004)

she hates that word, 'transformation' (February 16, 2004)

geek or slut (February 16, 2004)

incestuous amplification (February 16, 2004)

none of my characters is anything like me (February 16, 2004)

gotta love the nytimes prose (February 07, 2004)

start doing (January 24, 2004)

i do it before it becomes "popular" and "mainstream" (January 20, 2004)

the jenna bush administration (January 20, 2004)

the o.c. effect (January 16, 2004)

prostitution is the only way to meet interesting people in the city (January 09, 2004)

healthy if marginal (January 09, 2004)

admiring (January 04, 2004)

the girl moves too fast, and so does the song (December 28, 2003)

wiped his face top to bottom (December 27, 2003)

jif will get you excused from military conscription (December 27, 2003)

passiondex© (December 24, 2003)

love (or despise) ballet (December 23, 2003)

#7: it's not gay if you're too drunk to drive (December 22, 2003)

there is no such thing as a parasite-free complex ecology (December 22, 2003)

the cognitive style of ppt (December 20, 2003)

we get to understand ourselves even more (December 13, 2003)

great tolstoyan novel about america (December 11, 2003)

subvert this identity (December 11, 2003)

junk sick (December 09, 2003)

wizened, doddering medicare recipient (December 08, 2003)

rick moody is the worst music reviewer of his generation (December 08, 2003)

shy ones (December 05, 2003)

seats (December 05, 2003)

copywrong (December 05, 2003)

they used meth instead of ecstasy. i make that mistake all the time. (December 02, 2003)

six apartment fires (December 01, 2003)

war is canceled (December 01, 2003)

wizardry, torture (November 30, 2003)

by "chivalry" they mean nipples (November 26, 2003)

antebellum (November 26, 2003)

art belongs to the unconscious! (November 25, 2003)

ashton's ass (November 25, 2003)

when ludacris gets excited, you'd better hide your vagina (November 17, 2003)

a sucking chest wound (November 14, 2003)

everything explained (November 13, 2003)

we are very graphic (November 12, 2003)

kimmelman on serra (November 10, 2003)

carpet-like (November 10, 2003)

real tomatoes (November 10, 2003)

tarantino is literally a bloody genius. (November 08, 2003)

contrary (November 07, 2003)

87 percent (November 06, 2003)

what messages will go to which audiences and which media will carry it (November 04, 2003)

on authorship (November 02, 2003)

they haven't been thinking (November 02, 2003)

asking (and nagging and negotiating) (November 02, 2003)

sociometrics (November 02, 2003)

experience an art form directly and then stand your ground (October 28, 2003)

before the snake (October 28, 2003)

function disciplines expression (October 26, 2003)

opprobrium resonates (October 26, 2003)

chicken of the sea scrolls decoded (October 22, 2003)

not so much they have a problem with blood (October 21, 2003)

yes and no. no and yes (October 18, 2003)

animation gore and perversion, repeatedly (October 16, 2003)

a tiny chip you only noticed up close (October 15, 2003)

how mass media markets will need to adjust (October 15, 2003)

it makes our teeth hurt (October 14, 2003)

suppose you hosted a blog and nobody came (October 14, 2003)

i only loved the world of men (October 06, 2003)

tight, hard things (October 06, 2003)

recommendation from a friend that makes you think less of your friend (October 06, 2003)

it doesn't give you back much else. (October 06, 2003)

you can't be so sophisticated (October 05, 2003)

said lynnette (October 04, 2003)

lovely synchronicity (September 28, 2003)

i don't like liking it (September 27, 2003)

i was right. it worked. (September 27, 2003)

the more encumbered our judgment, the better. (September 27, 2003)

human gems (September 25, 2003)

richard serra's fucking me (September 25, 2003)

good vampire movies are really about sexual submission (September 24, 2003)

conspiracy of you and your friends (September 23, 2003)

i have no more skins. (September 22, 2003)

she is forthright about her francophilia (March 31, 2003)

she wasn't over anything (March 31, 2003)

if it is art, it is not for all, and if it is for all, it is not art (March 31, 2003)

an existentialist and a nerd (March 16, 2003)

he has an eye for beauty but knows no moderation (March 15, 2003)

i also didn't know that maybe coltrane and hindemith influenced each other (March 03, 2003)

more impediments than achievements (February 05, 2003)

not because you're hatin' (January 29, 2003)

all space has become militarized and privatized (January 20, 2003)

fight the fuck (December 01, 2002)

there's so many things i could say (August 23, 2002)

scaling (August 18, 2002)

STUPID PEOPLE shouldn't BREED (August 15, 2002)

antsy (August 14, 2002)

it'll be black because i did it (August 11, 2002)

i am as i am. (August 06, 2002)

writing i didn't expect on yahoo weather (August 04, 2002)

emmett till (June 15, 2002)

130pp (June 12, 2002)

sex-e-bits (June 06, 2002)

two friends got published, one way or another, today: (June 03, 2002)

intensely beautiful in an adult way (May 16, 2002)

a stillness that should not be so terrible (May 14, 2002)

the vice guide to gold digging (March 26, 2002)

appointments (March 16, 2002)

crumbling identity politics (March 10, 2002)

what x-men character are you? (February 23, 2002)

earth room (January 22, 2002)

yoshitomo nara (January 17, 2002)

accretive (January 05, 2002)

submit our fancies to their (January 04, 2002)

the peripheries of love (December 30, 2001)

soaking in the entire nation's cum (December 13, 2001)

you are easy to track and fun to hunt (November 11, 2001)

nerds are what really blow my skirt (and ankles) up (September 05, 2001)

not only did it push past 42% of the nerve endings, but it pushed past the bad stuff inside (September 04, 2001)

mec (August 28, 2001)

radiohead @ liberty state park (August 23, 2001)

composting rules (June 30, 2001)

art begets violence (June 17, 2001)

you take the good, you take the bad, you take it all, and a vagina eats you (May 31, 2001)

for a "smooth" look under halters (May 23, 2001)

new apt (May 17, 2001)

black blanc beur (May 13, 2001)

park (April 22, 2001)

everything (April 19, 2001)

universal joint hanging (April 05, 2001)

packing party at jami's as (April 04, 2001)

and then i realized it wasn't about the kitchen sink (April 01, 2001)

inert (March 23, 2001)

ego (March 19, 2001)

snow silence (February 21, 2001)

channel 4 (February 08, 2001)

the only thing you get to have is change (February 04, 2001)

key opinion metrics (February 02, 2001)

lizards to tear apart (February 01, 2001)

staring (January 25, 2001)

tree city accepts a degree of toxicity in order to establish greater presence (January 22, 2001)

credo (January 11, 2001)

outer abundance (December 31, 2000)

if your hair is not becoming to you, you should be coming to us (December 30, 2000)

dwarf motherfucking star (December 29, 2000)

secret santa (December 25, 2000)

fronds (December 14, 2000)

a neo-realistically observed, pre-Beatles dance hall (November 25, 2000)

pork for thanksgiving (November 22, 2000)

until you do that, you haven't got a poem (November 06, 2000)

close (November 01, 2000)

lately i've wanted to be around people (October 30, 2000)

halloween (October 29, 2000)

Cows are mucusy, muddy, shitty, slobbery things (October 16, 2000)

aOnline (October 13, 2000)

le acque chete rovinano i ponti: (October 12, 2000)

hey, big j -- And (October 11, 2000)

shame on the media for keeping us in the dark about america's critical shortage of supermodels (October 04, 2000)

puppy (October 03, 2000)

(j.d.'s daughter) (August 31, 2000)

red and wet like a watermelon (August 25, 2000)

phoenix eyes and other stories (August 24, 2000)

gay hyundai commercial (August 21, 2000)

frog coinpurse (August 05, 2000)

pokemon (August 01, 2000)

freshly caught young cobra (July 18, 2000)

You can't live in the world with such strong likes and dislikes (July 14, 2000)

scooped-out hole in the beach where information from the Cybersphere wells up like seawater (June 22, 2000)

bjorkspotting (June 18, 2000)

disidentifications (June 08, 2000)

wmsbg party (June 04, 2000)

puking (April 26, 2000)