red and wet like a watermelon

Hey Linda,
Nope, I'm not pregnant yet. But, boy, do I have a story for you. You know that girl at the gym who keeps smiling at me when I'm on the treadmill? I found out yesterday she works high up at the Pentagon. Maddie told me she's even got a photo with the President in her wallet. Believe that! Apparently she hangs out with the military brass at that restaurant across the street. Maddie tells me he saw her with a 3-star general the other day being rather seductive. Apparently the guy was red and wet like a watermelon with her. I can imagine these military people going gaga over her - everybody here at the gym even thinks she's the hottest thing with that tight tush she moves around. Anyway I don't know what she wants from me with all the smiles she sends my way. She doesn't come across gay or anything like that, but you never know these days...
Oh, by the way, before I forget, the other day Mark sent me this link to some secret international organization called the Stillwater Committee that's involved in some way with JonBenet, yeah the Ramsey kid. Isn't your company working on a documentary about her murder? If so, this site'll really get you ticking. Here's the link... www.the-shield.com Spooky.
Okay, gotta run. Just heard Bob get in. Yeah, in case you're wondering, he's been very nice to me sofar. Bye.
Vera.