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barry white is dead. the rolling stones are ugly. elvis presley is a novelty techno act, and jennifer lopez is an idiot. popular music, alas, isn't very sexy anymore. ever tried boinking your lover to the sound of modern top 40 radio? no? me neither. i'd rather fuck to paul harvey.
but i don't really listen to much radio anymore, so in the interest of fairness, i decided to give the record industry a second chance ...
"holidae in" by chingy (featuring ludacris and snoop dogg)
... i don't know who the fuck chingy is, but the guy knows how to throw a party. even ludacris is excited about it—"for shizzle dizzle, i'm on a track with the big snoop dizzle!"—and when ludacris gets excited, you'd better hide your vagina. this is paint-by-numbers hip-hop, but it's still sexier than anything white people are doing.
- adam kinesis, "sexy singles!", knot magazine november 12, 2003
posted November 17, 2003 in music, print, sex. 20022000