perhaps it's a close shave that's cock blocking those suitors.

Let yourself go for awhile and relax, studies have shown that 4 out of 5 men surveyed prefer it rough, real rough. Trust me, I know! Stop shaving now, butch it up a bit with some facial hair ... Make grunting and growling part of a daily routine, puff up your chest and stomp around, these subtle shifts in behavior are actually signals to other mondo man apes that you're part of their playful tribe ... Go ahead pull on it, don't be shy now, loosen that tie and unbutton that dress shirt a bit, shave your head not your eyebrows! Drop it all down a notch or two, put your leather bag away and go urban commando, rail against the corporate HOMO-genization of gay culture and boycott shows like Queer Eye. Watch wrestling instead, it's a whole lot gayer and sexier anyway.