crap entries

It's disgusting. Like their LSAT scores. (May 17, 2005)

when friendster isn't enough (May 16, 2005)

luckily, I use AP style when writing friendster testimonials (March 30, 2005)

thanks for writing, um, fiercedancer04 (March 26, 2005)

causing or able to cause nausea; "a nauseating smell"; "nauseous offal"; "a sickening stench" (March 17, 2005)

how to find mp3s, crack porn, and immediately get lots of google hits (March 14, 2005)

really? their fight was so surprising since both of them have new albums out (March 09, 2005)

how did i miss this? (March 08, 2005)

what's the big deal about "Camel Toe"? (March 06, 2005)

you can say I am from the matrix but don't ever call me fat (February 20, 2005)

another one (February 18, 2005)

this, or the new york times? decisions decisions. (February 17, 2005)

popbitch highlights (February 17, 2005)

if ya'll want somebody 2 be fukin' [sic] in or yourvideo durin' the rio carnival (January 13, 2005)

home for the holy days (December 28, 2004)

hott off the presses: gaming as spectator sport (December 08, 2004)

scratching my paint with your nipple piercings (September 27, 2004)

fashion now encourages people to assume an identity without actually having one of their own (July 27, 2004)

>> Love is a battlefield << (July 01, 2004)

best gothamist interview (July 01, 2004)

yard beer (June 08, 2004)

Sticks and stones may tear my sphincter (May 21, 2004)

He should be a beautiful loser ready to burst from his chrysalis (May 11, 2004)

A misplaced word creates confusion whilst colouring in a closet nation (April 24, 2004)

whenever politics give rise (huh-huh) (April 20, 2004)

together at last (March 18, 2004)

Tearing Down My Boss' Mom? (March 17, 2004)

enjoy jenna jameson (March 13, 2004)

invasion of the buzz-snatchers/buzzsnatchers (March 03, 2004)

female genital circumcision? hermaphroditism? (February 17, 2004)

gotta love the nytimes prose (February 07, 2004)

i do it before it becomes "popular" and "mainstream" (January 20, 2004)

the o.c. effect (January 16, 2004)

prostitution is the only way to meet interesting people in the city (January 09, 2004)

jif will get you excused from military conscription (December 27, 2003)

#7: it's not gay if you're too drunk to drive (December 22, 2003)

junk sick (December 09, 2003)

rick moody is the worst music reviewer of his generation (December 08, 2003)

by "chivalry" they mean nipples (November 26, 2003)

straight plan for the gay man (November 11, 2003)

sociometrics (November 02, 2003)

chicken of the sea scrolls decoded (October 22, 2003)

we are in from boston and can start to tip you over as early as saturday (October 16, 2003)

good vampire movies are really about sexual submission (September 24, 2003)

there is nothing brave about being one of the "loved ones" (March 29, 2003)

rainbow connection (January 26, 2003)

this site was just on mtv?? (December 31, 2002)

bad influence (December 03, 2002)

both times involved the wacky tobaccy (October 28, 2002)

is he an idiot or do i need a better photo? (September 18, 2002)

antsy (August 14, 2002)

wasn't crushed all the way down (July 27, 2002)

pumpkin (July 20, 2002)

fiending (July 15, 2002)

where's your head at? (July 11, 2002)

porn alert (June 14, 2002)

sex-e-bits (June 06, 2002)

what x-men character are you? (February 23, 2002)

soaking in the entire nation's cum (December 13, 2001)

dishabille (June 16, 2001)

s, d, r 'n r (June 02, 2001)

you take the good, you take the bad, you take it all, and a vagina eats you (May 31, 2001)

teenage-prostitute-style (May 25, 2001)

for a "smooth" look under halters (May 23, 2001)

regurgitate.jpg (May 21, 2001)

C'MON (May 20, 2001)

p.i.t.a.s. (April 16, 2001)

trust no woman (April 15, 2001)

interchangeable (April 14, 2001)

universal joint hanging (April 05, 2001)

in the brain (March 26, 2001)

g (February 19, 2001)

lizards to tear apart (February 01, 2001)

be a man (January 24, 2001)

suggested resolutions for others' new year (January 07, 2001)

what i just had the urge to lie: (January 01, 2001)

parties, dates, brunch (December 10, 2000)

stop thief (November 17, 2000)

goggles (October 01, 2000)

red and wet like a watermelon (August 25, 2000)

i am SO pissed, mates! (August 14, 2000)

frog coinpurse (August 05, 2000)

most laughable webring (July 05, 2000)

freakin' hahhd (May 14, 2000)

dawson's crack (April 19, 2000)