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>> The director's stool <<
How to make a shit movie
The making of Oliver Stone's turkey Alexander is already legendary for its on-set shenanigans. But this is our favourite behind-the-scenes story so far.
Colin Farrell turned up at the edit suite one day, when the movie was in post-production and disappeared into the toilets. He came out, walked up to the director, and handed him a turd. Apparently Stone had insisted on Farrell drinking protein shakes for the entirety of the shoot, which caused him to shit brown liquid throughout filming.
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>> Tits or Face? <<
Steve Jones - the new John Leslie
Winsome T4 presenter Steve Jones famously scored with Pamela Anderson when she was in London last year. He's still got "Pammy loves Steve XXX" scrawled in lipstick all over his kitchen cabinets and walls.
Sadly for Steve, his experience with Pam might not have been as deep and fulfilling as most would want. As Pammy has Hepatitis C, and the couple didn't have any condoms, friends suggest Steve might have taken inspiration from fellow TV presenter John Leslie... and opted to make the most of the situation by ejaculating on her face.
- "Neville Bardoli is Freddy Mercury," popbitch february 16, 2005
posted February 17, 2005 in crap. 2004