is this what a software program's cry for help sounds like?
friendster, get thee to a programmer.
posted February 19, 2003 in deliverymatt hughes
my barber shop is next door to a barnes & noble, so i was rifling through the men's fitness magazines (don't ask) and look what i found. kiss a few hours of the afternoon goodbye.
posted February 15, 2003 in delivery, sexhit the turnstile squarely enough to turn it before it bangs into your nuts
think about the things your body does for you without thinking. angles your hips while you're walking so that one of them will hit the turnstile squarely enough to turn it before it bangs into your nuts. steels your gaze without even averting your eyes when panhandlers are around.
posted February 13, 2003 in deliverylakeside photo booth
around midnightish i decided to trudge through tompkins square park poopy snow to the lakeside to their photo booth to get some insta prints. i'm trifling and can't afford the digital camera just yet. then i asked the bartendress, if you were placing an online personal ad, which one of these (8, because i'm vain like that) would you pick? she liked the last one of both rolls, although i'm going with 2b. and then i came home and plucked out the scanner and watched it crash photoshop 3 times, but persevered and finished writing my ad and am now agonizing over it. if you have a login you can peep it, or you can just look at these, because i'm gonna take 'em down in a day.
posted February 09, 2003 in delivery, sexmore impediments than achievements
like any young woman who aspires to be a dancer, i had no interest in being mediocre. i wanted to be used in the best possible way; i was convinced that i had great things to do onstage, that i harbored a dramatic presence of enormous force and projection. nevertheless, i now came to the realization that i was accumulating more impediments than achievements.- alma guillermoprieto, "dancing in the city," the new yorker 10 february 2003 posted February 05, 2003 in performance, print
i'm thinking
i will get rid of my television and my links page.
posted February 02, 2003 in deliverygood looking AF chinese look like Japanese and look like Thai after sun tanning posted February 01, 2003 in delivery