Extension cords are available.
On May 15, 2004 in a South of Market location (where else?) and all over the world people will download forms and pledge themselves or, even better, they will have lovers and friends pledge money for the time they masturbate on this day. To get the address of this location you must register or wait until the week before when we will release the location.
In San Francisco a dedicated group of people will come to our event and participate in a public safer-sex event.
The event space will be broken up into five general areas:
One for Women Only. Another for Men Only. And yet another for mixed couples and folks in general. A break area with food and water will be available to participants.
We will have a Streaming Video area for those who want to show off on-line! Our on-line streaming video area is for participants only. You must sign a release and PROVIDE ID - NO EXCEPTIONS. If you have always wanted to show off to the entire world here is your chance! There will bo no pictures taken of anyone else. You must have signed a release and physically entered the camera area to be on-line. NO EXCEPTIONS.
The area will be covered in clean cloth.
The floor will be padded.
Extension cords are available.
Lube and condoms are donated by SafeSexCity.com.
There will be no drugs or alcohol tolerated or allowed.
The space will be monitored to keep people from touching others without permission.
This is an adults only event; you must be 18 or older to participate.
Prizes will be awarded for:
Longest time masturbating (we will allow five minutes per hour for water, food, and bathroom breaks; remember that the current record is over six hours, so if you are aiming for this prize, we suggest registering at 5 p.m. as a Seeded Wanker)
Largest group wank (this refers to groups who register together and stay in their group; each member will receive a prize)
Most money raised (download your pledge sheet and begin collecting pledges now!)
Most orgasms (if you would like to attempt this record and would like an Orgasm Recorder to count and validate your orgasms, please let us know, or bring your own volunteer)
posted May 15, 2004 in performance, sexveal Milanese for $16.95 and take it into the movie with you
We went to 42nd St., where black teenagers in ultra-long t-shirts rule the night, and the boys played a country-style version of the Cypress Hill song "Insane in the Brane," for which they received a dollar. We stopped off at the optimistically named Times Square Cafe, where Brian used to play before a misunderstanding. It's upstairs in the AMC 25 and, by special arrangement, you can buy veal Milanese for $16.95 and take it into the movie with you. You can also buy a 99¢ Coors draft from five to eight, and spend happy hour at the multiplex.
- jennifer blowdryer, "up all night: times square," new york press may 11, 2004
posted May 15, 2004 in print