first call of the morning (10am EST):
me: my flight came in at 2am, so i'm running late. how is everything?
client partner: pretty chaotic.
me: sigh. see you in an hour.
second call of the morning (10:35am EST):
emer-emer: wanna go see the prokofiev opera at lincoln center tonight?
me: okay!
you would never know i'm such a classy 'ho from my search logs today: