chunky-style cum
had a rare warm, fuzzy work day today. ended it by clearing out my inbox of secret page requests, got home, went to the gym. afterwards decided to check out the underground film festival, and got there just in time to see fucked in the face. it contained some pretty unbelievable money shots, as well as the following notable lines:
you know you're the only vanilla in my manila! (filipino queen consoling his rice queen boyfriend)
i'm sick of choking on your Chunky-style cum! (protagonist confronting his abusively aloof fuck buddy, rock)
opening short was freaks on the beach, starring east village celebrities bob and dean johnson, my buddy who headlines velvet mafia. he's playing tomorrow, by the way, at cbgb's. come see homocorps and the hottest in east village scuzballery.
just looked at my search logs:
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YOUR SEARCH STATISTICS
Your Top Searches:
There were 6 searches for the week ending 3/3/2001 for
d a n t e * w o o at https://dantewoo.com/.
Here are the top phrases searched:
- 1 for "baby can you woo woo woo song"
- 1 for "lemonyellow"
- 1 for "pics"