she is to sex what the komodo dragon is to a deer carcass: an insatiable glutton that won't stop until she has gorged on every last morsel. she pukes, she distends, she pees, she goes into a vicious stupor, and she comes out of it all smiling. i know it's a cliché to say, "she is genuinely into it," but when you see her eyes roll back into her head and pre-puke drool fall out of her mouth after gagging on a penis you can’t help but think you are watching a girl who just got out of prison and has been junk sick for cock since the day she was born.

- miss tasty, "mexican hardcore: catalina knows no borders," vice december 2003

previously wizened, doddering medicare recipient rick moody is the worst music reviewer of his generation shy ones seats copywrong		recent and related prostitution is the only way to meet interesting people in the city women are stupid #7: it's not gay if you're too drunk to drive war is canceled by "chivalry" they mean nipples