the cover of the christmas issue promises "280 pages of moose, ice hockey, chivalry, group sex & more." there wasn't a whole lot of ice hockey or chivalry, unless, by "ice hockey" they mean bare asses, and by "chivalry" they mean nipples ... [according to an abercrombie & fitch board member,] most of the ideas come from the models themselves. "they have a great time and we don't do anything that they don't want to." the "kids," as he refers to them— almost parentally—pair up, form friendships, and sometimes have tears in their eyes at the end of the shoot. but maybe that's because they can't find their clothes. in the catalog, the first sweater doesn't show up until page 122 and by then, you're too tired from masturbating to shop.
- cole kazdin, "have yourself a horny little christmas," salon november 26, 2003
posted November 26, 2003 in crap, print, sex