just last weekend i saw the preview for the new steve martin movie, cheaper by the dozen, and there was a 15-second clip of a dog sinking his teeth into ashton's ass. the dog refuses to let go, and you can hear it chewing and chomping as ashton, sprawled out on his stomach, howls in pain. a year ago i would've given anything to be that dog.

- dan savage, "savage love," village voice november 26, 2003

previously when ludacris gets excited, you'd better hide your vagina a sucking chest wound everything explained inner longshoreman		recent and related junk sick antebellum real tomatoes tarantino is literally a bloody genius. experience an art form directly and then stand your ground