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qualitative
hair: black,
varying lengths (shorn on the sides, lengthy on top and lengthier still in the center top[ed:no more near-fauxhawk action])
eyes: black/brown
quantitative
biceps: 14"
chest: 42"
(it's been pointed out, to my embarrassment, that
i puff it out if there's a cute boy around)
height: 5'8"
neck: 16.5"
penis: you have to sleep with me or read my site
very carefully to find out.
shoe: they're still growin'! 11 or 11.5 now
sleeve: 32"
waist: 32"
weight: 150 lbs.
why dantewoo.com©
former locations:
portland, maine (1976-77)
mobile, alabama (1977-1994)
oberlin, ohio (1994-1998)
milan, italy (july-september 2000)
london, england (one day in july 2000)
munich, germany (one week in september 2000)
reified
ethnicities:
chinese (50%)
french (25%)
swedish (25%)
they have been referred to as everything from 'a beautiful combination' to 'a wild night at the united nations'
temporal
cologne: a splash of citrusy goodness now and then [ed: all you smell on me now is soap, toothpaste and deodorant]
occupation: web design/development/content [ed: journalist]
marital status: unknown[ed: boyfiend]
dantewoo.com
photos by igor, chad, anupama, jesse, anna, susie [ed: and plenty of others, at this point].
all images of the body that you see are me. content, except where quoted, by me. design by me. code by me. me me me.